You’re welcome, thanks/Yeah, that’s Carlton Banks/but it feels shocking/to see him young, popping and locking.
Archive for August, 2009
Breakin’ and Poppin’
Posted in 1 with tags 80s, ads, alfonso ribiero, breakdance, carlton banks, cheesy, commercials, fresh prince, funny, hip-hop, rap, retro, the carlton, tom jones, tv, uprock on 08/23/2009 by unrapPerformance
Posted in bad rap, comedy with tags bicycles, bikes, comedy, fixed gear, funny, hip-hop, hipster, joke, rap, track bikes on 08/18/2009 by unrap
Hipster jokes are too easy/but so are ones on spandex/bad rap for Unrap/catch more shine than Tarnex.
Steely Dan – Uptown
Posted in 1 with tags aja, black cow, deja vu, harlem, hip-hop, lord tariq, peter gunz, rap, steely dan, uptown baby on 08/13/2009 by unrapIf you steal a beat, it’s like “Freeze, don’t move”/You’d be amazed how nerds can hit a groove/Then when asked about your track, the jokes are ample/They’ll take some time to crack on your sample.
Rap Snacks
Posted in Commercial with tags bell biv devoe, chips, corner stores, food, ghetto, hip-hop, rap, rap snacks, snacks, stereotypes on 08/04/2009 by unrap
Unrap is more than music/if you just write songs, you’re gonna lose it/and come up with bull/if you’re writing lyrics and your belly’s not full.



