She quit Twitter to write on papyrus/Her father is Billy Ray Cyrus/If I gave a damn, then I probably couldn’t stand her/In real life or as Hannah Montana
Archive for the bad rap Category
Hipster jokes are too easy/but so are ones on spandex/bad rap for Unrap/catch more shine than Tarnex.
Second man on the moon/colorful like a cartoon/floats up like a balloon/and stops rapping too soon.
What’s that? A rap by Borat?/It’s on, yeah, inspired by Madonna/Watch the video, ain’t much else to say, but/Ring a rangy dong for the holiday!
Are those spandex overalls/Bobby, we can see your balls/don’t turn around, hide your butt/and please bring back the Gumbi haircut.
(Unrap at 2:09)
If someone says that they’re from D.C./they’re probably from here, know what I mean?/It’s a small city with big suburbs/in two other states – oh, word?
Paula Abdul – I can’t tell she’s high
She’s singing with a cartoon cat
Falling around like her signs aren’t vital
years before hosting “American Idol”
Not sure if these guys are joking/and I don’t know what they’re smoking/to make this load of crap/but it’s funny what financial conservatives have in common with gangsta rap.
Of Freddie and Jason, you may have had your fill/if you watch a lot of horror it can be hard to catch a chill/but check this out, what’s scary as crap/is hearing an old child star rap.
Just because you play rock, like, all the time/doesn’t give you a license to try and rhyme/Even with a little disco riding your cut/your lyrics will still probably be butt.