She quit Twitter to write on papyrus/Her father is Billy Ray Cyrus/If I gave a damn, then I probably couldn’t stand her/In real life or as Hannah Montana
Archive for the bad rap Category
Miley Cyrus Twitter
Posted in bad rap with tags achy breaky heart, billy ray cyrus, disney, hannah montana, hip-hop, internet, miley cyrus, mullet, online, rap, tween, tweet, twitter on 01/10/2010 by unrapPerformance
Posted in bad rap, comedy with tags bicycles, bikes, comedy, fixed gear, funny, hip-hop, hipster, joke, rap, track bikes on 08/18/2009 by unrap
Hipster jokes are too easy/but so are ones on spandex/bad rap for Unrap/catch more shine than Tarnex.
Rocket Experience – Buzz Aldren
Posted in bad rap with tags astronauts, buzz aldren, flight, hip-hop, moon, nasa, rap, snoop dogg, soulja boy, space, talib kweli on 07/24/2009 by unrap
Second man on the moon/colorful like a cartoon/floats up like a balloon/and stops rapping too soon.
Holiday Rap
Posted in bad rap with tags 80s, bad, dj sven, funny, hip-hop, holiday, madonna, mc miker g, rap on 07/21/2009 by unrapWhat’s that? A rap by Borat?/It’s on, yeah, inspired by Madonna/Watch the video, ain’t much else to say, but/Ring a rangy dong for the holiday!
Bobby Brown – Every Little Step
Posted in bad rap with tags 80s, bell biv devoe, bobby brown, don't be cruel, every little step, hip-hop, humpin' around, my prerogative, new edition, new jack swing, r'n'b, rap, soul, videos, whitney houston on 07/10/2009 by unrap
Are those spandex overalls/Bobby, we can see your balls/don’t turn around, hide your butt/and please bring back the Gumbi haircut.
(Unrap at 2:09)
Arlington Virginia Rap
Posted in bad rap, comedy with tags arlington, d.c., dc, go-go, hip-hop, rap, remy, virginia, www.goremy.com on 07/03/2009 by unrap
If someone says that they’re from D.C./they’re probably from here, know what I mean?/It’s a small city with big suburbs/in two other states – oh, word?
Paula Abdul and MC Skat Cat
Posted in bad rap with tags american idol, forever your girl, hip-hop, mc scat cat, mc skat cat, opposites attract, paula abdul, rap, straight up, television, top 40, tv on 06/15/2009 by unrap
Paula Abdul – I can’t tell she’s high
How’s that?
She’s singing with a cartoon cat
Oh crap
Falling around like her signs aren’t vital
years before hosting “American Idol”
Young Cons
Posted in bad rap, PSA with tags bristol palin, conservatism, cracka-ass crackas, hip-hop, john mccain, neo-cons, politics, rap, republicans, sarah palin, young conservatives on 05/30/2009 by unrapNot sure if these guys are joking/and I don’t know what they’re smoking/to make this load of crap/but it’s funny what financial conservatives have in common with gangsta rap.
Corey Haim
Posted in bad rap with tags child stars, corey haim, cory haim, horror convention, horror hound, the coreys on 05/19/2009 by unrapOf Freddie and Jason, you may have had your fill/if you watch a lot of horror it can be hard to catch a chill/but check this out, what’s scary as crap/is hearing an old child star rap.
Blondie – Rapture
Posted in bad rap, Music Video with tags blondie, debbie harry, deborah harry, disco, heart of glass, new wave, rap, rapture on 05/13/2009 by unrapJust because you play rock, like, all the time/doesn’t give you a license to try and rhyme/Even with a little disco riding your cut/your lyrics will still probably be butt.
