Archive for the comedy Category
You can’t forget how to rap, it’s like/learning how to ride a bike/even if you don’t do it for a good while/you can still kick it with ill style.
Nerd’s the word/he’s ahead of the herd/because if he dropped these rhymes/in 2009/he’d get thrown in the crapper/for being a hipster rapper.
Hipster jokes are too easy/but so are ones on spandex/bad rap for Unrap/catch more shine than Tarnex.
Rap to the future/bleeding bad – need a suture/A joke on what the past think’s now’s like/the sad part is, the prediction’s kinda right.
If someone says that they’re from D.C./they’re probably from here, know what I mean?/It’s a small city with big suburbs/in two other states – oh, word?