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Bad rap in an ad for college/makes it sound like you won’t get knowledge/but come to find out, the real menace/is that this guy’s famous for playing table tennis.
You know how mad I’d be/if I was Prince Markie Dee?/Looking at this ad of a phonie/doing an impression of my dead homie?
Get yourself a shirt like Parker Lewis/and a friend in some red pants, now do this/Making drinks is easy, no trouble/just add some crap and a few bubbles.
Unrap is more than music/if you just write songs, you’re gonna lose it/and come up with bull/if you’re writing lyrics and your belly’s not full.
If a nerd’s rapping and they know that they’re a nerd/how does that change the nerd shit that you heard?/He’s not bitches and guns, he’s a new kind of lame/where he’s shilling for a site about video games.
Here’s some proof, even if you can’t stand it/that Unrap can come in Spanish/watch the clip, to see what I meant/but don’t try and bust out a fake accent
Oh man, everything’s wrong/if Vanilla Ice says he likes your song/so it might be time to take those five grand/and do something like start a new band.
If you can’t finish your sandwich, it’s like “Oh crap,/I’d better slide to the kitchen for some Reynolds Rap.”/Then cover your food and break out/that’s what leftovers are all about.