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Wally Green – Gibbs School
Posted in Commercial with tags ads, college, Commercial, funny, gibbs, hip-hop, ping pong, rap, school, table tennis, wally green on 01/05/2010 by unrap
Bad rap in an ad for college/makes it sound like you won’t get knowledge/but come to find out, the real menace/is that this guy’s famous for playing table tennis.
Joe Piscopo Miller Lite Ad
Posted in Commercial with tags 80s, ads, beer, commercials, fat boys, funny, hip-hop, human beatbox, joe piscopo, miller lite, rap, retro, snl on 01/04/2010 by unrap
You know how mad I’d be/if I was Prince Markie Dee?/Looking at this ad of a phonie/doing an impression of my dead homie?
Soda Stream
Posted in Commercial with tags '90s, ads, commercials, drinks, funny, hip-hop, kitsch, rap, soda, soda stream on 01/04/2010 by unrap
Get yourself a shirt like Parker Lewis/and a friend in some red pants, now do this/Making drinks is easy, no trouble/just add some crap and a few bubbles.
Rap Snacks
Posted in Commercial with tags bell biv devoe, chips, corner stores, food, ghetto, hip-hop, rap, rap snacks, snacks, stereotypes on 08/04/2009 by unrap
Unrap is more than music/if you just write songs, you’re gonna lose it/and come up with bull/if you’re writing lyrics and your belly’s not full.
MC Frontalot G4 Commercial
Posted in Commercial, video games with tags ads, commercials, dreamcast, g4, g4tv, gaming, hip-hop, mc frontalot, nerdcore, nintendo, rap, sega, video games, wii on 06/12/2009 by unrap
If a nerd’s rapping and they know that they’re a nerd/how does that change the nerd shit that you heard?/He’s not bitches and guns, he’s a new kind of lame/where he’s shilling for a site about video games.
Digital Cable Reggaeton Rap
Posted in Commercial with tags ads, cable, commercials, digital cable, dominican republic, hip-hop, puerto rico, rap, reggaeton, television, tv on 06/09/2009 by unrapHere’s some proof, even if you can’t stand it/that Unrap can come in Spanish/watch the clip, to see what I meant/but don’t try and bust out a fake accent
Vanilla Ice Tax Rap Contest
Posted in Commercial with tags contests, cool as ice, hip-hop, ice ice baby, rap, tax, taxes, vanilla ice, wiggas, wiggers on 06/01/2009 by unrapOh man, everything’s wrong/if Vanilla Ice says he likes your song/so it might be time to take those five grand/and do something like start a new band.
Reynolds Wrap Rap
Posted in Commercial with tags ads, aluminum, commercials, foil, hip-hop, kitchen, plastic, rap, reynolds wrap, saran wrap, tin on 05/29/2009 by unrapIf you can’t finish your sandwich, it’s like “Oh crap,/I’d better slide to the kitchen for some Reynolds Rap.”/Then cover your food and break out/that’s what leftovers are all about.
