Archive for the TV Show Category
Rap to the future/bleeding bad – need a suture/A joke on what the past think’s now’s like/the sad part is, the prediction’s kinda right.
The Stella guys are our spiritual brethren/they’re hotter than fire and wetter than/American summers and other cult flicks/that you buy on DVD to get your fix.
You gotta keep your rhymes tame/if they’re gonna be on TV games/You don’t know Jack, Alex/What is “wack,” Alex?
Paris Hilton/cheesy as stilton/makes a bad decision/on television.
Mario and Luigi, from games to TV/trying to save the princess, you know it aint’ easy/and if you thought that was a hassle/sorry, your rhymes are in another castle.
Don’t give me no lip/if you liked “Road Trip”/plus eating lots of food/then you’ll think Tom Green is that dude.
One thing you learn in the academy for cops/is if you get tired of routine stops/then pull out your badge, but forget your strap/and decide that all black guys can rap.
’80s haircuts and acid-washed jeans/doing the running man – know what I mean/But if you watch this and you still don’t know/it’s the end credits to some Mickey Mouse show.