If you like wearing spandex and jumping on men/check out the Macho Man’s rap, then/And you might see, he’s not that bad, he/rides the beat and sorta sounds like Trick Daddy.
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Chickens play in dirt/or with a guy in a Hawaiian shirt/and leave their nests to take streaky craps/and then rooll them up into wraps.
Man, these furries took it too far/wish they’d heard MC Solaar/then they could take off their disguise/and I wouldn’t crack a joke about “freedom fries.”
Save some cash/make a city from trash/Use a cereal box/that really rocks.
I like staring through fences at criminals rapping/wearing tanktops and talking about strapping/rifles and bullets and guns and nines/then going to jail for committing crimes.
Uh-huh, you wanna dance?/Let’s get higher than Urkel’s pants/grab a lady, but first say “Please”/and brush your teeth ‘cos you smell like cheese.
Save the earth/you know it’s worth/more than your life/plus your wife/so to thes guys I’ve gotta hand it/for rapping about loving the planet.
If you’re watching this/It’s Jesse Katsaopolos/Dressed like a genie/and rapping like a weenie/It’s funny though – cos if you ask/I’d guess Dave Coulier would have rapped/like a choad/in some “Full House” episode.
If “Revenge of the Nerds II” wasn’t good enough for you/Then get a load of this rappin’ Jew/Kickin’ rhymes like no other/At a stand-up gig in front of the brothers/And I don’t know what you think, I don’t know how you feel/But to minstrel like this takes balls of steel.