“Perfect Strangers” was my favorite sitcom/I’d watch every Friday with my sister and mom/when “Family Matters” got Urkel, it was a hit/and I stayed in on weekends for a bit.
Archive for 80s
Perfect Strangers/Head of the Class Rap Ad
Posted in 1 with tags 80s, abc, ad, balki, bronson pinchot, Commercial, funny, hip-hop, rap, retro, television, tgif, tv on 01/04/2010 by unrapJoe Piscopo Miller Lite Ad
Posted in Commercial with tags 80s, ads, beer, commercials, fat boys, funny, hip-hop, human beatbox, joe piscopo, miller lite, rap, retro, snl on 01/04/2010 by unrap
You know how mad I’d be/if I was Prince Markie Dee?/Looking at this ad of a phonie/doing an impression of my dead homie?
Genuine Nerd
Posted in comedy with tags 80s, cleveland, fat boys, funky cold medina, funny, Genuine Nerd Toby Radloff, hip-hop, jammaster jay, joke, rap, retro, run dmc, tone loc on 09/19/2009 by unrap
Nerd’s the word/he’s ahead of the herd/because if he dropped these rhymes/in 2009/he’d get thrown in the crapper/for being a hipster rapper.
Breakin’ and Poppin’
Posted in 1 with tags tv, commercials, rap, hip-hop, funny, 80s, ads, retro, alfonso ribiero, fresh prince, carlton banks, the carlton, tom jones, breakdance, uprock, cheesy on 08/23/2009 by unrap
You’re welcome, thanks/Yeah, that’s Carlton Banks/but it feels shocking/to see him young, popping and locking.
Holiday Rap
Posted in bad rap with tags 80s, bad, dj sven, funny, hip-hop, holiday, madonna, mc miker g, rap on 07/21/2009 by unrapWhat’s that? A rap by Borat?/It’s on, yeah, inspired by Madonna/Watch the video, ain’t much else to say, but/Ring a rangy dong for the holiday!
Bobby Brown – Every Little Step
Posted in bad rap with tags 80s, bell biv devoe, bobby brown, don't be cruel, every little step, hip-hop, humpin' around, my prerogative, new edition, new jack swing, r'n'b, rap, soul, videos, whitney houston on 07/10/2009 by unrap
Are those spandex overalls/Bobby, we can see your balls/don’t turn around, hide your butt/and please bring back the Gumbi haircut.
(Unrap at 2:09)
Dragnet
Posted in Movie with tags 80s, city of crime, dan akroyd, dragnet, hip-hop, movies, p.a.g.a.n., rap, tom hanks on 06/03/2009 by unrapIf I had a city of crime that was overrun by pagans/I’d drop a dime for dragnet, and feel smooth like Donald Fagen/And if Tom Hanks and Dan Akroyd came and did a Blues Brothers dance/I don’t think I’d catch much blame for being their biggest fans.
Kids Incorporated
Posted in TV Show with tags 80s, bangs, big hair, eighties, hip-hop, kids inc., kids incorporated, rap, television, tv on 05/25/2009 by unrapSeinfeld bass/kids rapping in your face/using old school slang/and puggy ’80s bangs.
Revenge of the Nerds 2
Posted in Movie with tags 80s, asher roth, booger, hip-hop, lamar, movies, nerd rap, nerdcore, nerds, no on 15, prop 15, rap, revenge of the nerds, revenge of the nerds 2 on 05/21/2009 by unrapOnce wasn’t enough/the nerds hung tough/and at the end of ninety minutes time/they capped it off with more rhymes.
Revenge of the Nerds
Posted in Movie with tags 80s, hip-hop, lambda lambda lambda, nerds, rap, revenge of the nerds, synths on 05/20/2009 by unrapYou like nerds, word?/well, act like you heard/about things you can win with synths and violins/and ways to beat the jocks for all their ends.
