You know how mad I’d be/if I was Prince Markie Dee?/Looking at this ad of a phonie/doing an impression of my dead homie?
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Get yourself a shirt like Parker Lewis/and a friend in some red pants, now do this/Making drinks is easy, no trouble/just add some crap and a few bubbles.
You’re welcome, thanks/Yeah, that’s Carlton Banks/but it feels shocking/to see him young, popping and locking.
If you want a rapping ad/with cheesy rhymes for food that’s bad/then I’m gonna insist/that you can’t touch this.
Don’t bust a grape/don’t break your tape/act like you know what it’s all about/and listen to the raisins, check ‘em out.
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If a nerd’s rapping and they know that they’re a nerd/how does that change the nerd shit that you heard?/He’s not bitches and guns, he’s a new kind of lame/where he’s shilling for a site about video games.
Here’s some proof, even if you can’t stand it/that Unrap can come in Spanish/watch the clip, to see what I meant/but don’t try and bust out a fake accent
If you can’t finish your sandwich, it’s like “Oh crap,/I’d better slide to the kitchen for some Reynolds Rap.”/Then cover your food and break out/that’s what leftovers are all about.