You know how mad I’d be/if I was Prince Markie Dee?/Looking at this ad of a phonie/doing an impression of my dead homie?
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Joe Piscopo Miller Lite Ad
Posted in Commercial with tags 80s, ads, beer, commercials, fat boys, funny, hip-hop, human beatbox, joe piscopo, miller lite, rap, retro, snl on 01/04/2010 by unrapSoda Stream
Posted in Commercial with tags '90s, ads, commercials, drinks, funny, hip-hop, kitsch, rap, soda, soda stream on 01/04/2010 by unrap
Get yourself a shirt like Parker Lewis/and a friend in some red pants, now do this/Making drinks is easy, no trouble/just add some crap and a few bubbles.
Breakin’ and Poppin’
Posted in 1 with tags 80s, ads, alfonso ribiero, breakdance, carlton banks, cheesy, commercials, fresh prince, funny, hip-hop, rap, retro, the carlton, tom jones, tv, uprock on 08/23/2009 by unrap
You’re welcome, thanks/Yeah, that’s Carlton Banks/but it feels shocking/to see him young, popping and locking.
California Raisins
Posted in 1 with tags ads, books, books check em out, california raisins, commercials, heard it through the grapevine, hip-hop, library, literacy, rap, read, reading, television, tv on 06/13/2009 by unrap
Don’t bust a grape/don’t break your tape/act like you know what it’s all about/and listen to the raisins, check ‘em out.
Help Unrap Keep Unrapping
Posted in 1 with tags ads, commercials, funny, hip-hop, rap, unrap on 06/12/2009 by unrapHi,
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MC Frontalot G4 Commercial
Posted in Commercial, video games with tags ads, commercials, dreamcast, g4, g4tv, gaming, hip-hop, mc frontalot, nerdcore, nintendo, rap, sega, video games, wii on 06/12/2009 by unrap
If a nerd’s rapping and they know that they’re a nerd/how does that change the nerd shit that you heard?/He’s not bitches and guns, he’s a new kind of lame/where he’s shilling for a site about video games.
Digital Cable Reggaeton Rap
Posted in Commercial with tags ads, cable, commercials, digital cable, dominican republic, hip-hop, puerto rico, rap, reggaeton, television, tv on 06/09/2009 by unrapHere’s some proof, even if you can’t stand it/that Unrap can come in Spanish/watch the clip, to see what I meant/but don’t try and bust out a fake accent
Reynolds Wrap Rap
Posted in Commercial with tags ads, aluminum, commercials, foil, hip-hop, kitchen, plastic, rap, reynolds wrap, saran wrap, tin on 05/29/2009 by unrapIf you can’t finish your sandwich, it’s like “Oh crap,/I’d better slide to the kitchen for some Reynolds Rap.”/Then cover your food and break out/that’s what leftovers are all about.
Japanese Zelda Commercial
Posted in Commercial with tags ads, asia, commercials, hip-hop, japan, legend of zelda, link, lync, mario, nintendo, rap, super nintendo, video games, zelda on 05/27/2009 by unrapThis is almost too good to rap about/a hip-hop commercial that’s phat like gout/with a Japanese man dressed like Peter Pan/in a spooky video game land.
