She quit Twitter to write on papyrus/Her father is Billy Ray Cyrus/If I gave a damn, then I probably couldn’t stand her/In real life or as Hannah Montana
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Miley Cyrus Twitter
Posted in bad rap with tags achy breaky heart, billy ray cyrus, disney, hannah montana, hip-hop, internet, miley cyrus, mullet, online, rap, tween, tweet, twitter on 01/10/2010 by unrapWally Green – Gibbs School
Posted in Commercial with tags ads, college, Commercial, funny, gibbs, hip-hop, ping pong, rap, school, table tennis, wally green on 01/05/2010 by unrap
Bad rap in an ad for college/makes it sound like you won’t get knowledge/but come to find out, the real menace/is that this guy’s famous for playing table tennis.
Perfect Strangers/Head of the Class Rap Ad
Posted in 1 with tags 80s, abc, ad, balki, bronson pinchot, Commercial, funny, hip-hop, rap, retro, television, tgif, tv on 01/04/2010 by unrap
“Perfect Strangers” was my favorite sitcom/I’d watch every Friday with my sister and mom/when “Family Matters” got Urkel, it was a hit/and I stayed in on weekends for a bit.
Joe Piscopo Miller Lite Ad
Posted in Commercial with tags 80s, ads, beer, commercials, fat boys, funny, hip-hop, human beatbox, joe piscopo, miller lite, rap, retro, snl on 01/04/2010 by unrap
You know how mad I’d be/if I was Prince Markie Dee?/Looking at this ad of a phonie/doing an impression of my dead homie?
Soda Stream
Posted in Commercial with tags '90s, ads, commercials, drinks, funny, hip-hop, kitsch, rap, soda, soda stream on 01/04/2010 by unrap
Get yourself a shirt like Parker Lewis/and a friend in some red pants, now do this/Making drinks is easy, no trouble/just add some crap and a few bubbles.
William Shatner, MC
Posted in Movie with tags caeser, ceaser, free enterprise, funny, hip-hop, jokes, movies, music, rap, sci-fi, shakespeare, star trek. william shatner on 09/27/2009 by unrap
He’s on point, like a church steeple/first he kisses a green lady, now he raps with black people/he’s a sci-fi hero, so you know he’s all that/his mom calls him “William” but we call him “The Shat.”
Cyclist Rap
Posted in comedy with tags bicycle, bikes, exercise, funny, hip-hop, jokes, rap, spandex on 09/19/2009 by unrap
You can’t forget how to rap, it’s like/learning how to ride a bike/even if you don’t do it for a good while/you can still kick it with ill style.
Genuine Nerd
Posted in comedy with tags 80s, cleveland, fat boys, funky cold medina, funny, Genuine Nerd Toby Radloff, hip-hop, jammaster jay, joke, rap, retro, run dmc, tone loc on 09/19/2009 by unrap
Nerd’s the word/he’s ahead of the herd/because if he dropped these rhymes/in 2009/he’d get thrown in the crapper/for being a hipster rapper.
Breakin’ and Poppin’
Posted in 1 with tags 80s, ads, alfonso ribiero, breakdance, carlton banks, cheesy, commercials, fresh prince, funny, hip-hop, rap, retro, the carlton, tom jones, tv, uprock on 08/23/2009 by unrap
You’re welcome, thanks/Yeah, that’s Carlton Banks/but it feels shocking/to see him young, popping and locking.
Performance
Posted in bad rap, comedy with tags bicycles, bikes, comedy, fixed gear, funny, hip-hop, hipster, joke, rap, track bikes on 08/18/2009 by unrap
Hipster jokes are too easy/but so are ones on spandex/bad rap for Unrap/catch more shine than Tarnex.
