He’s on point, like a church steeple/first he kisses a green lady, now he raps with black people/he’s a sci-fi hero, so you know he’s all that/his mom calls him “William” but we call him “The Shat.”
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William Shatner, MC
Posted in Movie with tags caeser, ceaser, free enterprise, funny, hip-hop, jokes, movies, music, rap, sci-fi, shakespeare, star trek. william shatner on 09/27/2009 by unrapBulworth
Posted in 1 with tags bulworth, comedy, democrats, dick tracy, elections, funny, hip-hop, humor, movies, political, politics, rap, republicans, warren beatty on 07/01/2009 by unrap
Warren Beatty in an election and you better look out/he gives a speech and tells what it’s all about/with some rhymes that were heaven sent/and people thought we couldn’t have a black president.
Go Ninja Go Ninja Go
Posted in 1 with tags cartoons, donatello, hip-hop, ice ice baby, leonardo, michaelangelo, movies, ninja turtles, pizza, rap, raphael, robert van winkle, secret of the ooze, shredder, splinter, teenage mutant ninja turtles, tmnt, vanilla ice on 06/29/2009 by unrap
Vanilla Ice at the end of his fifteen minutes/there’s a bad movie sequel, and he’s in it/that’s the type of thing for which he’d have to settle/a few years before going rap metal.
Dragnet
Posted in Movie with tags 80s, city of crime, dan akroyd, dragnet, hip-hop, movies, p.a.g.a.n., rap, tom hanks on 06/03/2009 by unrapIf I had a city of crime that was overrun by pagans/I’d drop a dime for dragnet, and feel smooth like Donald Fagen/And if Tom Hanks and Dan Akroyd came and did a Blues Brothers dance/I don’t think I’d catch much blame for being their biggest fans.
Revenge of the Nerds 2
Posted in Movie with tags 80s, asher roth, booger, hip-hop, lamar, movies, nerd rap, nerdcore, nerds, no on 15, prop 15, rap, revenge of the nerds, revenge of the nerds 2 on 05/21/2009 by unrapOnce wasn’t enough/the nerds hung tough/and at the end of ninety minutes time/they capped it off with more rhymes.
Tapeheads End Credits
Posted in Movie with tags chicekn, fried chicken, john cusack, movies, roscoe's, tapeheads, tim robbins, waffles on 05/18/2009 by unrapWhen Cusack put “Tapeheads” to bed/doubt sprouted from his head like dreads/so if the movie leaves you feeling awful/might as well eat some chicken and waffles.
Wildcats End Credits
Posted in Movie with tags football, goldie hawn, movies, sports, wesley snipes, wildcats on 04/11/2009 by unrapBefore Wesley Snipes said to “bet on black”/And the IRS said “we want our taxes back”/He had a movie about a sport/That’s played on a field – not a court/Where men in tight pants show off their brawn/And their coach is Goldie Hawn.
