“Perfect Strangers” was my favorite sitcom/I’d watch every Friday with my sister and mom/when “Family Matters” got Urkel, it was a hit/and I stayed in on weekends for a bit.
Archive for retro
You know how mad I’d be/if I was Prince Markie Dee?/Looking at this ad of a phonie/doing an impression of my dead homie?
Nerd’s the word/he’s ahead of the herd/because if he dropped these rhymes/in 2009/he’d get thrown in the crapper/for being a hipster rapper.
You’re welcome, thanks/Yeah, that’s Carlton Banks/but it feels shocking/to see him young, popping and locking.
If you want a rapping ad/with cheesy rhymes for food that’s bad/then I’m gonna insist/that you can’t touch this.
With touchdowns and interceptions/I’m wondering about the conception/because I can’t knock the hustle/but this seems like a rip of the “Superbowl Shuffle”