Archive for May, 2009

Young Cons

Posted in bad rap, PSA with tags , , , , , , , , , , on 05/30/2009 by unrap

Not sure if these guys are joking/and I don’t know what they’re smoking/to make this load of crap/but it’s funny what financial conservatives have in common with gangsta rap.

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Reynolds Wrap Rap

Posted in Commercial with tags , , , , , , , , , , on 05/29/2009 by unrap

If you can’t finish your sandwich, it’s like “Oh crap,/I’d better slide to the kitchen for some Reynolds Rap.”/Then cover your food and break out/that’s what leftovers are all about.

Smooth Jazz Air Jordan

Posted in Commercial with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on 05/28/2009 by unrap

Shoo be do wop bop JORDANS/Shoo be do wop ALRIGHT/Skippity be bap we dunk and shoobie do/Guess what Nike, we love you.

Japanese Zelda Commercial

Posted in Commercial with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on 05/27/2009 by unrap

This is almost too good to rap about/a hip-hop commercial that’s phat like gout/with a Japanese man dressed like Peter Pan/in a spooky video game land.

Kids Incorporated

Posted in TV Show with tags , , , , , , , , , on 05/25/2009 by unrap

Seinfeld bass/kids rapping in your face/using old school slang/and puggy ’80s bangs.

Rally’s Rap Cat

Posted in Commercial with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on 05/24/2009 by unrap

If you’re hungry in your ride/you can drive through either side/where the beat’s fresh and it would be cool/if it was MC Cat from Paula Abdul.

Taco Bell Drive-Thru

Posted in Commercial with tags , , , , , , on 05/23/2009 by unrap

I guess these dudes/were like “Let’s rap for food,/I’ll go over a beat by you/and bug the lady at the drive-thru.”