Archive for June, 2009

Go Ninja Go Ninja Go

Posted in 1 with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on 06/29/2009 by unrap


Vanilla Ice at the end of his fifteen minutes/there’s a bad movie sequel, and he’s in it/that’s the type of thing for which he’d have to settle/a few years before going rap metal.

The Friendship Song – Stella

Posted in TV Show with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on 06/25/2009 by unrap


The Stella guys are our spiritual brethren/they’re hotter than fire and wetter than/American summers and other cult flicks/that you buy on DVD to get your fix.

Do The Bartman

Posted in 1 with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on 06/23/2009 by unrap


It’s summer, you tired of reruns?/think everything on the tube is no fun?/Well, hell, don’t even start, man/just get up and do the Bartman.

MC Trebek

Posted in TV Show with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on 06/21/2009 by unrap


You gotta keep your rhymes tame/if they’re gonna be on TV games/You don’t know Jack, Alex/What is “wack,” Alex?

Paris Hilton Battles Snoop Dogg

Posted in TV Show with tags , , , , , , , , , on 06/19/2009 by unrap


Paris Hilton/cheesy as stilton/makes a bad decision/on television.

Super Mario

Posted in TV Show, video games with tags , , , , , , , , , , on 06/18/2009 by unrap


Mario and Luigi, from games to TV/trying to save the princess, you know it aint’ easy/and if you thought that was a hassle/sorry, your rhymes are in another castle.

Ferngully Is Gully

Posted in 1 with tags , , , , , , , , , , on 06/16/2009 by unrap


Ferngully is gully, how’s that/it’s in the forest with a rapping bat/Mork and Mindy, Patch Adams, this/I’d like to give constructive criticism, but it’d become a dis.