Archive for July, 2009

Fruity Pebbles

Posted in 1 with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on 07/27/2009 by unrap


If you want a rapping ad/with cheesy rhymes for food that’s bad/then I’m gonna insist/that you can’t touch this.

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Rocket Experience – Buzz Aldren

Posted in bad rap with tags , , , , , , , , , , on 07/24/2009 by unrap


Second man on the moon/colorful like a cartoon/floats up like a balloon/and stops rapping too soon.

Holiday Rap

Posted in bad rap with tags , , , , , , , , on 07/21/2009 by unrap

What’s that? A rap by Borat?/It’s on, yeah, inspired by Madonna/Watch the video, ain’t much else to say, but/Ring a rangy dong for the holiday!

Bobby Brown – On Our Own

Posted in 1 with tags , , , , , , , , , on 07/17/2009 by unrap


Made you wait seven days/for a Bobby Brown double play/He was the king of new jack swing/which happened to be an Unrap thing.

Bobby Brown – Every Little Step

Posted in bad rap with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on 07/10/2009 by unrap


Are those spandex overalls/Bobby, we can see your balls/don’t turn around, hide your butt/and please bring back the Gumbi haircut.
(Unrap at 2:09)

Music 2000

Posted in comedy, TV Show with tags , , , , , , on 07/08/2009 by unrap


Rap to the future/bleeding bad – need a suture/A joke on what the past think’s now’s like/the sad part is, the prediction’s kinda right.

Arlington Virginia Rap

Posted in bad rap, comedy with tags , , , , , , , , on 07/03/2009 by unrap


If someone says that they’re from D.C./they’re probably from here, know what I mean?/It’s a small city with big suburbs/in two other states – oh, word?