Archive for September, 2009

William Shatner, MC

Posted in Movie with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on 09/27/2009 by unrap


He’s on point, like a church steeple/first he kisses a green lady, now he raps with black people/he’s a sci-fi hero, so you know he’s all that/his mom calls him “William” but we call him “The Shat.”

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Cyclist Rap

Posted in comedy with tags , , , , , , , on 09/19/2009 by unrap


You can’t forget how to rap, it’s like/learning how to ride a bike/even if you don’t do it for a good while/you can still kick it with ill style.

Genuine Nerd

Posted in comedy with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on 09/19/2009 by unrap


Nerd’s the word/he’s ahead of the herd/because if he dropped these rhymes/in 2009/he’d get thrown in the crapper/for being a hipster rapper.