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Perfect Strangers/Head of the Class Rap Ad

Posted in 1 with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on 01/04/2010 by unrap


“Perfect Strangers” was my favorite sitcom/I’d watch every Friday with my sister and mom/when “Family Matters” got Urkel, it was a hit/and I stayed in on weekends for a bit.

Breakin’ and Poppin’

Posted in 1 with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on 08/23/2009 by unrap


You’re welcome, thanks/Yeah, that’s Carlton Banks/but it feels shocking/to see him young, popping and locking.

Steely Dan – Uptown

Posted in 1 with tags , , , , , , , , , on 08/13/2009 by unrap

If you steal a beat, it’s like “Freeze, don’t move”/You’d be amazed how nerds can hit a groove/Then when asked about your track, the jokes are ample/They’ll take some time to crack on your sample.

Fruity Pebbles

Posted in 1 with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on 07/27/2009 by unrap


If you want a rapping ad/with cheesy rhymes for food that’s bad/then I’m gonna insist/that you can’t touch this.

Bobby Brown – On Our Own

Posted in 1 with tags , , , , , , , , , on 07/17/2009 by unrap


Made you wait seven days/for a Bobby Brown double play/He was the king of new jack swing/which happened to be an Unrap thing.

Bulworth

Posted in 1 with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on 07/01/2009 by unrap


Warren Beatty in an election and you better look out/he gives a speech and tells what it’s all about/with some rhymes that were heaven sent/and people thought we couldn’t have a black president.

Go Ninja Go Ninja Go

Posted in 1 with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on 06/29/2009 by unrap


Vanilla Ice at the end of his fifteen minutes/there’s a bad movie sequel, and he’s in it/that’s the type of thing for which he’d have to settle/a few years before going rap metal.