Archive for the bad rap Category

Miley Cyrus Twitter

Posted in bad rap with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on 01/10/2010 by unrap


She quit Twitter to write on papyrus/Her father is Billy Ray Cyrus/If I gave a damn, then I probably couldn’t stand her/In real life or as Hannah Montana

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Performance

Posted in bad rap, comedy with tags , , , , , , , , , on 08/18/2009 by unrap


Hipster jokes are too easy/but so are ones on spandex/bad rap for Unrap/catch more shine than Tarnex.

Rocket Experience – Buzz Aldren

Posted in bad rap with tags , , , , , , , , , , on 07/24/2009 by unrap


Second man on the moon/colorful like a cartoon/floats up like a balloon/and stops rapping too soon.

Holiday Rap

Posted in bad rap with tags , , , , , , , , on 07/21/2009 by unrap

What’s that? A rap by Borat?/It’s on, yeah, inspired by Madonna/Watch the video, ain’t much else to say, but/Ring a rangy dong for the holiday!

Bobby Brown – Every Little Step

Posted in bad rap with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on 07/10/2009 by unrap


Are those spandex overalls/Bobby, we can see your balls/don’t turn around, hide your butt/and please bring back the Gumbi haircut.
(Unrap at 2:09)

Arlington Virginia Rap

Posted in bad rap, comedy with tags , , , , , , , , on 07/03/2009 by unrap


If someone says that they’re from D.C./they’re probably from here, know what I mean?/It’s a small city with big suburbs/in two other states – oh, word?

Paula Abdul and MC Skat Cat

Posted in bad rap with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on 06/15/2009 by unrap


Paula Abdul – I can’t tell she’s high
How’s that?
She’s singing with a cartoon cat
Oh crap
Falling around like her signs aren’t vital
years before hosting “American Idol”