Archive for hip-hop

Miley Cyrus Twitter

Posted in bad rap with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on 01/10/2010 by unrap


She quit Twitter to write on papyrus/Her father is Billy Ray Cyrus/If I gave a damn, then I probably couldn’t stand her/In real life or as Hannah Montana

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Wally Green – Gibbs School

Posted in Commercial with tags , , , , , , , , , , on 01/05/2010 by unrap


Bad rap in an ad for college/makes it sound like you won’t get knowledge/but come to find out, the real menace/is that this guy’s famous for playing table tennis.

Perfect Strangers/Head of the Class Rap Ad

Posted in 1 with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on 01/04/2010 by unrap


“Perfect Strangers” was my favorite sitcom/I’d watch every Friday with my sister and mom/when “Family Matters” got Urkel, it was a hit/and I stayed in on weekends for a bit.

Joe Piscopo Miller Lite Ad

Posted in Commercial with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on 01/04/2010 by unrap


You know how mad I’d be/if I was Prince Markie Dee?/Looking at this ad of a phonie/doing an impression of my dead homie?

Soda Stream

Posted in Commercial with tags , , , , , , , , , on 01/04/2010 by unrap


Get yourself a shirt like Parker Lewis/and a friend in some red pants, now do this/Making drinks is easy, no trouble/just add some crap and a few bubbles.

William Shatner, MC

Posted in Movie with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on 09/27/2009 by unrap


He’s on point, like a church steeple/first he kisses a green lady, now he raps with black people/he’s a sci-fi hero, so you know he’s all that/his mom calls him “William” but we call him “The Shat.”

Cyclist Rap

Posted in comedy with tags , , , , , , , on 09/19/2009 by unrap


You can’t forget how to rap, it’s like/learning how to ride a bike/even if you don’t do it for a good while/you can still kick it with ill style.