Archive for retro

Perfect Strangers/Head of the Class Rap Ad

Posted in 1 with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on 01/04/2010 by unrap


“Perfect Strangers” was my favorite sitcom/I’d watch every Friday with my sister and mom/when “Family Matters” got Urkel, it was a hit/and I stayed in on weekends for a bit.

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Joe Piscopo Miller Lite Ad

Posted in Commercial with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on 01/04/2010 by unrap


You know how mad I’d be/if I was Prince Markie Dee?/Looking at this ad of a phonie/doing an impression of my dead homie?

Genuine Nerd

Posted in comedy with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on 09/19/2009 by unrap


Nerd’s the word/he’s ahead of the herd/because if he dropped these rhymes/in 2009/he’d get thrown in the crapper/for being a hipster rapper.

Breakin’ and Poppin’

Posted in 1 with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on 08/23/2009 by unrap


You’re welcome, thanks/Yeah, that’s Carlton Banks/but it feels shocking/to see him young, popping and locking.

Fruity Pebbles

Posted in 1 with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on 07/27/2009 by unrap


If you want a rapping ad/with cheesy rhymes for food that’s bad/then I’m gonna insist/that you can’t touch this.

Philadelphia Eagles Rap

Posted in sports with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on 06/10/2009 by unrap


With touchdowns and interceptions/I’m wondering about the conception/because I can’t knock the hustle/but this seems like a rip of the “Superbowl Shuffle”