Archive for television

Perfect Strangers/Head of the Class Rap Ad

Posted in 1 with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on 01/04/2010 by unrap


“Perfect Strangers” was my favorite sitcom/I’d watch every Friday with my sister and mom/when “Family Matters” got Urkel, it was a hit/and I stayed in on weekends for a bit.

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The Friendship Song – Stella

Posted in TV Show with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on 06/25/2009 by unrap


The Stella guys are our spiritual brethren/they’re hotter than fire and wetter than/American summers and other cult flicks/that you buy on DVD to get your fix.

Do The Bartman

Posted in 1 with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on 06/23/2009 by unrap


It’s summer, you tired of reruns?/think everything on the tube is no fun?/Well, hell, don’t even start, man/just get up and do the Bartman.

MC Trebek

Posted in TV Show with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on 06/21/2009 by unrap


You gotta keep your rhymes tame/if they’re gonna be on TV games/You don’t know Jack, Alex/What is “wack,” Alex?

Super Mario

Posted in TV Show, video games with tags , , , , , , , , , , on 06/18/2009 by unrap


Mario and Luigi, from games to TV/trying to save the princess, you know it aint’ easy/and if you thought that was a hassle/sorry, your rhymes are in another castle.

Paula Abdul and MC Skat Cat

Posted in bad rap with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on 06/15/2009 by unrap


Paula Abdul – I can’t tell she’s high
How’s that?
She’s singing with a cartoon cat
Oh crap
Falling around like her signs aren’t vital
years before hosting “American Idol”

California Raisins

Posted in 1 with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on 06/13/2009 by unrap


Don’t bust a grape/don’t break your tape/act like you know what it’s all about/and listen to the raisins, check ’em out.